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Mike Pence's Various Aliases

Credit goes almost entirely to Encyclopedia Dramatica for this list. Also available as a YouTube video (mirrored on VidLii by me) and as an image.

• Electric Pence
• Mike Suck Cock? Get Shocked Pence
• Mike Homo medicine from Thomas Edison Pence
• Mike Jerk it to a guy, Get shocked 'til you die Pence
• Mike Lightning crashes if you put it in men's asses Pence
• Mike Resist the chaps or get the zaps Pence
• Mike Fags beware or get the chair Pence
• Mike Show desire, get the wire Pence
• Mike Male flattery drains the battery Pence
• Mike Gay people should be killed Pence
• Mike Zap the wussy until he likes pussy Pence
• Mike Follow God's path or feel Tesla's wrath Pence
• Mike Set phasers to straight Pence
• Mike the Vampire Slayer Pence
• Mike Say goodnight, sodomite Pence
• Mike If they suck dicks, beat them with sticks Pence
• Mike Watt Watt in the Butt Pence
• Mike Taze the rainbow Pence
• Mike A little more juice turns Caitlyn back to Bruce Pence
• Mike An Electric Current is the best FAG deterrent Pence
• Mike Turning fruits into vegetables Pence
• Mike Doing things most heinous to those who like it in the anus Pence
• Mike Poo-stabber Zapper Pence
• Mike One Man Homocaust Pence
• Mike AC/DC for the LGBT Pence
• Mike Alternating Current for Alternate Lifestyles Pence
• Mike LGBTQ BBQ Pence
• Mike Got an urge for cock? Get a surge of shock! Pence
• Mike fudge packer? you get the zapper Pence
• Mike Omar Mateen? I'M the real KING Pence
• Mike Frotteurism? Cauterize him Pence
• Mike You like Rimjobs? I like cattle prods Pence
• Mike You're a sissy? Enjoy electricity Pence
• Mike Homoshima and Fagasaki Pence
• Mike Ignite the Sodomites Pence
• Mike Zap the Trap on the Back of his Lap Pence
• Mike Current Affairs Pence
• Mike Putting the Amp in Straight Camp Pence
• Mike Pull the trigger on every fag nigger Pence
• Mike Ohm-os for the Homos Pence
• Mike shoot the queer like deer Pence
• Mike I don't like gay people Pence
• Mike I REALLY don't like gay people Pence
• Mike I'm in the closet tbh Pence
• Mike hertz for homos Pence
• Mike Electrocute the fruit Pence
• Mike Flay the Gay Away Pence
• Mike 3 phase for gays Pence
• Mike Emma Wattson Pence
• Mike Pants or dress? Hate fags, the answer's yes Pence
• Mike Dropping Fags and Loading Mags Pence
• Mike Feel the itch? I flip the switch Pence
• Mike Electroshock your love of cock Pence
• Mike Cocksuckers are in for a shocker Pence
• Mike Want to get pounded? Please stay grounded Pence
• Mike The closet electrician Pence
• Mike Disco Inferno Pence
• Mike If you Catch or Pitch, I flip the switch Pence
• Mike Jolting fear into the queer Pence
• Mike Spray the Gay Away Pence
• Mike Make the Queer- Disappear! Pence
• Mike Pole Smoker CHOKER Pence
• Mike Cockblocker Pence
• Mike The best homo deterrent is a direct current Pence
• Mike Adam and Steve meet Volta and Ampere Pence
• Mike Stick your wiener there and it's the chair Pence
• Mike Having a gay fap? You're getting a zap Pence
• Mike Enjoy the static or get back in the attic Pence
• Mike If you like dick, it's gonna get elec Pence
• Mike Gas kills the Jew and the Faggot too Pence
• Mike Jerk It To A Guy, Circuit 'Til You Fry Pence
• Mike If you're into gents you must repent Pence
• Mike If you like men, the dial goes to ten Pence
• Mike play with the willy, you get the killy Pence
• Mike Electrocution is the Final Solution Pence
• Mike Hate the pussy? Get the Juicy Pence
• Mike Suck a cock? You get a shock Pence
• Mike Reach around, short-to-ground Pence
• Mike Ambassador of the Capacitor Pence
• Mike Make America Straight Again Pence
• Mike Like a guy? Abreit macht frei Pence
• Mike You're a fag? Get in this bag Pence
• Mike If you're bi, you're gonna fry Pence
• Mike Zap the fags, race war now Pence
• Mike Raining men with chlorine Pence
• Mike Jolting fear into the queer Pence
• Mike Putting Faradays in gays Pence
• Mike LGBT OMG WTF BBQ Pence
• Mike Bum-Driller Killer Pence
• Mike Ol' Three-phase Pence
• Mike Race Bannon Pence
• Mike Let the Shock Therapy Commence Pence
• Mike It's NOT okay to be gay Pence
• Mike I'll stab you in your fucking throat faggot Pence
• Mike Empty my 9 in the homo's mind Pence
• Mike One in Five won't Survive Pence
• Mike Fucked a guy? Time to die Pence
• Mike Leave no fag or kike alive Pence
• Mike Dead gay a day keeps the faggotry at bay Pence
• Mike It's only a phase, now here's a taze Pence
• Mike If men make you jerk it, you complete the circuit Pence
• Mike Ass full of juice, face full of Zeus Pence
• Mike If you can't pray the gay away, you need 1.5 volts from a double A Pence
• Mike Ass deflowered? The chair gets powered Pence
• Mike If you don't like twat, prepare for a gigawatt Pence
• Mike If you like gays I'll shock you for days Pence
• Mike No tomorrah for Gomorrah Pence
• Mike Use sodomites for Christmas lights Pence
• Mike Give a man head, I'll fill you with lead Pence
• Mike 100 Amps to the Nipple Clamps Pence
• Mike ECT the POC Pence
• Mike The Best Defense is a Good Pence
• Mike Fence in Wyoming Pence
• Mike Cattle Prod the Wannabe Broad Pence
• Mike Take the lobbyist to Auschwitz Pence
• Mike 7.62 for LGBTQ Pence
• Mike Homo-cidal Pence
• Mike Glitter gets you the chair Pence
• Mike Turn the Fister Into a Resistor Pence
• Mike Killing the Lobby is my only Hobby Pence
• Mike Put the queers on a Trail of Tears Pence
• Mike Add another pyre for the faggot fire Pence
• Mike Third Rail for the Failed Male Pence
• Mike Fourth Reich, Third Rail Pence
• Mike 270+ Electoral Volts Pence
• Mike One Watt for Every Impure Thought Pence
• Mike These Fags I Will Not Kill, But You Gotta See My Electric Bill Pence
• Mike Clean Your Closet with an Electric Deposit Pence
• Mike The Orlando Shooting had me Laughing and Hooting Pence
• Mike Enola the Gays Pence
• Mike A Silo Just For Milo Pence
• Mike Believing in Evolution Explains Your Sexual Confusion Pence
• Mike 4th Reich Mike Pence
• Mike You like it in the pooper? I'll beat you into a stupor Pence
• Mike Hang the fag with the flag Pence
• Mike Fag Drag Pence
• Mike Day of the rope gives me hope Pence
• Mike One black bag for every fag Pence
• Mike Want it in the shitter? Take him to the skinner Pence
• Mike Punch the gays so hard they visit ayys Pence
• Mike Fagopult Pence
• Mike Bundle the faggots and put them in the fire Pence
• Mike The gays will hang for days Pence
• Mike Give the man a medal, he killed a homosexual Pence
• Mike Shoot up a LGBT School Pence
• Mike Prolapsed rectum? Vivisect 'em Pence
• Mike Red flag from blood of the fag Pence
• Mike Balls to the Van Der Waals Pence
• Mike Jolt to the dick, These people are sick Pence
• Mike MIKE AND NOT KIKE Pence
• Mike Electrum Rectum Pence
• Mike Make the Twink Light Up and Blink Pence
• Mike Like Man Meat? Have a Seat Pence
• Mike Proposition 800,000 Volts Pence
• Mike Make Like a Bee and Buzz the Bears Pence
• Mike Desist with the Fist or Zeus Will Insist Pence
• Mike Get Caught Rimming and the Lights Start Dimming Pence
• Mike Twisted Trans-istors Pence
• Mike It's heinous in the anus Pence
• Mike Frag Grenade for the Fag Parade Pence
• Mike If they act odd in the shower, Crank up the power Pence
• Mike If It's Not a Vagina, You're Going to China Pence
• Mike Like getting it raw? Be used to demonstrate Ohm's law Pence
• Mike Like it in the crapper? You get the zapper! Pence
• Mike Deus Volt Pence
• Mike Blast the Gays with Tesla Rays Pence
• Mike Gamma Ray the Gay Away Pence
• Mike By the Hammer of Thor, Be Gay No More Pence
• Mike Electric Fence Pence
• Mike The Electrocaust Pence

This page last modified on 4 September 2021.