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Our Founder who art at Microsoft,
hallowed be thy code.
Thy OS boots,
thy software runs
on Windows as it does in MS-DOS.
Give us this day our daily bootstrap,
and forgive the Mac users,
as we forgive Blue Screens of Death against us,
and lead us not into open-source,
but deliver us from Linux.
For thine is Microsoft,
and Windows, and the PC,
for ever and ever.
Amen.